Financial Beatdown

August 23, 09 by Doug

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Has the economy got you down? Have you lost money in the stock market? Sick and tired of YOUR taxes being used to bail out publicly traded companies while the executives bask in bonuses and retreats? Get even!

I’m not sure what a cat lady or a bear in a tie have to do with our economic downturn, but I’m willing to let that detail slide.

I have to be honest; I’m not a big fan of accelerometer games. I know, I know, it’s like iPhone blasphemy to not be on board with it, but it’s just not my thing. My whole outlook is this: if I’m on the subway and I’m punching at the air, I’m going to garner looks. I don’t need that; hence, my penchant for games are typically the sit down, touch the screen and smile inwardly genre.

Having said that, I have to admit, this game is designed quite well, and is actually kind of fun.

Game play is pretty simple: tilt the phone to move your line of sight and push the phone away to punch, as if you were really giving that cat lady what for! Every hit elicits a cascade of money all refilling your depleted accounts (if only it was really that easy!)

Bizarre casting aside, this game is sure to help relieve some frustration; lost 401k or otherwise.

[Source - BigBoss] Cydia